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[開心一笑] 中國字說笑話
                                                                                呂對昌說：「和你相比，我家徒四壁．」                                                                                ９對６說：「倒什麼立?小心腦充血！」                                                                                由對甲說：「你什麼時候學會倒立了？」                                                                                夫對天說：「我總算盼到了出頭之日．」                                                                                屎對尿說：「乾的和稀的就是不一樣．」                                                                                也對她說：「當老板了，出門還帶祕書？」                                                                                木對束說：「別以為穿上馬甲我就不認得你了！」                                                                                丙對兩說：「你家什麼時候多了一個人，結婚了？」                                                                                非對韭說：「我們蜈蚣也會走鋼絲呀？」                                                                                日對旦說：「你什麼時候學會玩滑板了？」                                                                                大對爽說：「就四道題，你怎麼全做錯了？」                                                                                卓對罩說：「戴什麼頭巾，想裝賓拉登啊？」                                                                                女對子說：「我們結婚吧，那樣才『好』！」                                                                                乒對乓說：「你我都一樣，一等殘廢軍人．」                                                                                兵對丘說：「看看戰爭有多殘酷，兩條腿都炸飛了！」                                                                                弋對戈說：「別以為你帶了一把劍我就怕你，有種單挑！」                                                                                長對張說：「你以為你是后羿啊，沒事整天背著弓幹嘛？」                                                                                扁對匾說：「才敗選一次而已，就搞自閉！」